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  Hannah followed the archbishop into a lifting room, past the belfry – then up into the rectory testing rooms, vestries, refectory, charterhouse and lodgings for the church staff that formed the cathedral's highest level, but the lowest level of the Horn of Jago. Windowless at so low an elevation inside the mountain, and with nothing to look out on anyway except the frill of artillery tube placements waiting to drop mortar shells on anyone – or anything – foolish enough to try to storm either the capital's walls or its harbour.

  It was the rectory testing rooms that Hannah was interested in this afternoon, though; always more hopefuls waiting in front of testing tables than there were fathers with seminary experience to administer the tests. While every shop, mill and concern in Hermetica City perpetually displayed staff-wanted signs in their bow windows, the Circlist church had to turn away would-be novices queuing to enter its ranks. Or rather, sign up for the slim chance that the church might post them away from Jago and across the sea to one of the other Circlist nations.

  The archbishop talked to the seminary head for a minute, before coming back towards Hannah.

  'Father Blackwater has had no message from the church council, nothing in the post sack that arrived with the boat from Pericur this morning.'

  'I need to sit the entrance exam,' protested Hannah.

  'You are still two years away from being of age,' said the archbishop. 'You need special dispensation from the Rational Synod.'

  'Do I?' asked Hannah. 'You're the Archbishop of Jago, you can grant me the dispensation.'

  'No.' The archbishop shook her head, a stubborn glint in her green eyes that Hannah knew too well. 'It would be wrong for me to intervene where I have a personal interest. You are my ward; I have to excuse myself from the examination process. It is the right and rational thing to do.'

  Hannah lost her temper and jabbed a finger at the other hopefuls waiting for the Entick test, the measurement of their aptitude and mastery of synthetic morality. 'So if I wasn't your ward, if I was just one of them, you'd give me your dispensation to sit the church entrance exam early?'

  'You're two years away from the age of testing,' said the archbishop. 'And any answer I have to give would be far too clouded by my feelings for you.'

  'I'm ready for it!'

  'I don't doubt your abilities in casting analytical proofs, Hannah,' said the archbishop. 'There's too much of your mother in you for you to be anything other than a mathematical prodigy. But you need a basis of experience to apply what you learn in the church, that's why there's an age set to take the test. If the church merely wanted to indoctrinate fanatics, if we wanted to train preachers, we'd have snatched you from your cot and invented deities to terrify your mind into obedience. You need a clear mind and a wise heart to work with your parishioners, with the experience of humility to know when you're falling short of either of those.'

  'I don't even want to leave the island,' argued Hannah. 'I'd be happy to stay on Jago, not try to land the first vacant Jackelian vicarage or Concorzian parsonage that comes up.'

  'I'm not concerned about you leaving the island.'

  'You are,' accused Hannah. 'You want to keep me here, wallowing in the same ignorance you're sworn to try to banish.'

  The archbishop sighed. 'We're not exactly a pit of ignorance here at the cathedral. I think you've been spending too much time listening to your ursine friend Chalph urs Chalph, young lady.'

  Hannah could see this was an argument she wasn't going to win, and she was distracting the others taking the entrance exam. Some of the seminary fathers were looking up irritably from behind the piled leather tomes full of questions and equations to solve. A few of the candidates were trying to twist their heads around inside their rubber helmets, rattling the heavy lead-lined cables going back to the Entick machines. The goggles inside the hood measured the dilation of the iris in an attempt to ensure the questions were being answered truthfully, and her heated debate with the archbishop was probably skewing results across the testing room.

  'Chalph is no fool. He said I'm going to have to leave the island to have a future,' retorted Hannah. 'Perhaps he's right.'

  '"The finger that points at the moon isn't the moon,"' quoted the archbishop.

  'Oh, please,' said Hannah, 'of all the koans…this is Jago. I haven't seen a moon through the mist for months.'

  Hannah didn't hear the archbishop's reply. Someone was coming through the testing room door and her heart sank as she saw who it was. Vardan Flail. The long red robe he wore disguised the high guild master's awkward movements. The Circle knew what mutations he was hiding under that intricately embroidered crimson garb! If a foreigner were to enter the cathedral and see the archbishop standing next to Vardan Flail, they would lay eyes on his fancy red velvet mantle with all its woven transaction-engine symbols, note the archbishop's simple chequerboard-pattern cassock, and come to the conclusion that it was Flail who was head of the church here on Jago, not the archbishop.

  A shiver went down Hannah's spine as she smelled the mint-like fragrance that had been infused into the valveman's velvet robes – sprayed, it was said, to disguise the smell of putrid flesh.

  'I hope,' said the archbishop, 'that you aren't here to complain about the additional processing cycles that the testing sessions are going to require of your transaction engines.'

  'Hope,' came the grinding voice under the cowl, 'or pray?'

  'I won't tolerate that filthy language here in the cathedral!'

  Which was precisely why he had said it.

  'If you had need of extra processing power, I would bring the matter up in the appropriate forum – in front of the stained senate,' said Vardan Flail. 'We have power enough. It's not you that I have come to see, it is your young ward here.'

  Her? Hannah looked with disgust at Flail's red cowl, just enough of the high guild master's pockmarked features visible in the shadow of the hood to turn her stomach. What in the name of the Circle did the most loathsome high guild master in the capital want with her?

  'I have the results of the ballot,' said Vardan Flail.

  The ballot? Hannah's stomach felt as if it was dropping down the city's deepest airshaft.

  'Damson Hannah Conquest is one of the names that has been randomly selected for service within the guild.'

  'Randomly selected by the programs running on your transaction engines,' said the archbishop.

  'I don't care for your tone,' warned Vardan Flail. He pointed slowly to the testing equipment and then up towards the diode panels in the stone roof of the testing room. 'You seem happy enough to utilize the processing cycles of the engine rooms and draw power for the lights to keep your cathedral illuminated, but like everyone else here, you flinch at the sacrifices necessary to keep our island's mighty turbine halls humming.'

  'I won't do it,' spluttered Hannah.

  'Not turning up for balloted service is considered desertion,' threatened Vardan Flail, 'and you are far too clever to let yourself be exiled for that crime, young Hannah Conquest. With your mind you will settle in fine with us as an initiate cardsharp. We won't have that beautiful intellect of yours wasted hauling sacks of broken valves to the smelt or crawling inside the turbine halls' generators to oil the magnets. No, within a year you'll be able to turn out punch cards like you were born to it. Punch cards to control the most powerful transaction engines we possess. You will be able to make a difference that can be measured in the efficiency of everything you code.'

  'And end up like you?' spat Hannah.

  'These are my blessings,' said Vardan Flail, touching his arm. 'The sacred scars of duty.'

  'The senate won't need to exile me beyond the city walls. I can ship out for the Kingdom of Jackals any time I want.'

  'Legally perhaps,' sneered Vardan Flail. 'Although dual nationality and the application of the draft is still a point of law that is open to examination; I should know, I checked the legality of the situation quite thoroughly before I came to see you, little lady. How many new anti-emigr
ation bills have been passed this year? You can spend the few days before your service starts looking at the empty docks and wondering when the next Jackelian u-boat is going to come calling – because we both know there won't be any. And there's not a supply-boat captain this side of the Fire Sea willing to risk the senate's wrath by smuggling out a passenger without official exit papers.'

  'This is outrageous!' said the archbishop. 'I will protest to the senate.'

  'Of course you will. Everyone who is called to our service protests,' said Vardan Flail, sadly, as if the desire not to end up concealing a twisted body underneath crimson robes was a personal calumny against him. 'The bleating of our chosen is as natural as a steam storm after rain. After every annual ballot the floor of the senate is fleetingly filled with the cries of rich merchants' sons who are too good for our guild – or prelate's daughters who are too fine and unblemished to toil inside our vaults.' Vardan Flail reached out to stroke Hannah's face and she flinched back as his warm, wrinkled skin brushed against her face. 'This isn't your true beauty, girl, it's in there.' He prodded a finger against her forehead. 'Yes, it is in there, and we shall use it well…'

  Hannah watched in horror as the valveman's claw-like fingers vanished back inside the sleeve of his robe. This wasn't happening to her. This wasn't any future fit for her! She was going to follow her guardian into the church, a quiet, easy life of meditation and reflection in the still peace of the cathedral. Thinking great and noble thoughts. Not bonded into labour for a beast like Vardan Flail, her body swelling and cracking and breaking until she too would have to scuttle through the streets of Hermetica City, hiding herself behind heavy robes from the gaze of everyone she knew on the island. Cursing mirrors, cursing her very reflection in the canal waters.

  'Off you go, Hannah,' commanded the archbishop. 'I think it's time the high guild master and I continued our conversation alone in my chancellery office.'

  Hannah waited in dread as the two of them left the testing room; the queuing would-be novices uncomfortably averting their gazes from the high guild master.

  Then they were both gone and all Hannah could smell was the scent of mint in the air; mint and her cruelly crushed dreams. 'What,' asked archbishop Alice Gray as she shut the door to her chancellery office, 'is this really about? I don't come to the engine rooms and try to recruit your valvemen into the church orders. Is it too much to expect some of the same courtesy from a high guild master? Or is this what we have descended to now in Jago? So few people left to employ that we must poach labour from our neighbours' staff?'

  'The courtesy is for a high guild master to take the time to come and serve a ballot notice personally,' hissed Vardan Flail.

  'How gracious of you,' said the archbishop. 'Now, what's your real motive? Is it Hannah you want, or…?'

  'There might be a way,' replied Vardan Flail, 'for me to forgo the services of your ward. A singular loophole in the statutes of the ballot of service that could be exploited.'

  The archbishop's green eyes narrowed. 'Go on.'

  'The ballot is not allowed to fall on a high guild master's own family. A very wise clause, don't you think? You only have to see how the stained senate works – or rather, how it doesn't – to know the harm that nepotism and favouritism within a guild would create.'

  'But Hannah Conquest is not a member of your family.'

  Vardan Flail dragged his body to the window looking over the cloister chamber below. 'She would be if you married me, Alice. Your ward, my ward. Everything squared. Or should that be joined on the Circle?'

  'So that's what this is really about. You've had my answer on that matter before.'

  Vardan Flail looked out of the window, gazing down towards the albino-pink blossom falling from the trees lining the cloister, a rain of it drifting in the draughts from the ventilation grilles. 'The unlikeliest things can blossom in the vaults of Jago, Alice. Look down there, the only trees that prosper well under diode light. Is it so unlikely that a union between the two of us might do the same? The tenets of Circlism set no store on the physical appearance of things, only our true selves. And we're very good Circlists in the engine rooms.' He pulled out a heavily pockmarked palm from underneath his sleeve's crimson velvet folds. 'The flesh fades and what remains is true.'

  'Cavern bamboo also prospers like a weed down here. I don't doubt your belief in Circlism,' said the archbishop. 'Sometimes it verges on faith-' she pronounced the word like a curse '-but a meeting of minds is never enough for marriage, there must also be a meeting of hearts.'

  'There are other things I can offer you,' said Vardan Flail. 'Like immortality.'

  'A sketch of my face on paper isn't me,' said the archbishop, angrily. 'And a simulacrum of myself sealed up in the valves of your transaction engines isn't me, either. Our essence is cupped out into other lives after this. That's the only permanence you can trust, all else exists only as currents in the stream.'

  'There must be someone else, another man,' hissed Vardan Flail, 'for you to keep rejecting me. Tell me who it is? Who has been courting you?'

  'A long time ago, maybe, but not now. I have the duties of my position and the needs of the people of Jago to serve and that is enough for me. It will need to be enough for you too, Vardan Flail.'

  'Then I will hold to them,' spat the crimson-robed form, limping towards the door. 'And I will hold to my duties with the fine mind of your ward added to the labours of the guild.'

  'Over my dead body!'

  'Your body really doesn't matter,' said Vardan Flail, menacingly as he departed. 'Not any more.'

  CHAPTER TWO

  The Kingdom of Jackals. Middlesteel. Boxiron walked towards the drawing room, his heavy iron feet echoing on the polished, veined marble. There was a strip of carpet before the doorway and the clunking of his feet faded, muffled just enough to enable him to hear the voices from those gathered inside the drawing room through its closed door. It was luxuriously appointed, this Middlesteel townhouse, but then that was to be expected. Only the wealthy could afford the services of Jethro Daunt and his trusty servant, Boxiron.

  The constable guarding the door looked at Boxiron advancing with a curious expression on her face. Steammen were a common enough sight in the Kingdom of Jackals, but they weren't usually quite so ramshackle. Boxiron had none of the grace of the creatures of the metal that bowed their knee to King Steam inside his mountain state. The modern shining skull of a steamman knight was inexpertly welded to the primitive body of a man-milled mechanical, steam hissing out of loose plates as he walked on his awkwardly jerking hinged feet.

  'You been out looking for clues?' asked the constable, a simple crusher wearing the black uniform of the city's constabulary.

  Boxiron gave a slight shake of his head, the movement amplified into a spastic jerking by his unsynchronized neck controls. No. What would be the point of looking for further evidence of misdoings now? Cuthbert Spicer, Lord Commercial of the Kingdom of Jackals, was just as dead as the finer sensory control servos running along Boxiron's neck, and both their masters now stood inside the drawing room for the culmination of the investigation – Inspector Reason of Ham Yard giving official sanction to the presence of Jethro Daunt and his metal servant.

  Not that there was much of a pretence by anyone that the ex-man of the cloth would have been called in to uncover the truth of Lord Spicer's murder without the insistence of the victim's estate. Jethro Daunt's keen intellect might have been arguably better employed here than it ever had been when he was the parson of Hundred Locks, but it was not an argument that you would ever hear coming from the lips of any constable or police inspector, eager to keep amateurs out of their profession. It was not as if the capital's police force needed to feel threatened: for every high profile murder like Lord Spicer's, there were a hundred cases of garden variety grave robbing, kidnapping, counterfeiting and pick pocketing where the injured parties lacked the resources to engage a consulting detective.

  'So, what are you here for then?' asked the
policewoman on the door.

  Before Boxiron could answer there was a shout from inside the room and the door was flung open with some vigour, knocking the constable off her feet, her hand – which had been resting on her police cutlass – flying out to steady herself. Boxiron raised an arm and the exiting figure ran into it, crumpling as if a garden wall had dropped on top of his head. Knocked down to the carpet, the miscreant fumbled for the small pistol he had dropped and Boxiron took a step forward, his anvil-heavy foot smashing the gun and breaking at least three of the man's fingers.

  'I am here for that,' explained Boxiron to the constable. The steamman's leg lashed out, kicking the villain in the ribs. 'And that, and that, and that, and that…'

  'Good grief!' came a bewildered shout from inside the drawing room. 'Constable, stop that metal fellow, he's beating Lord Spicer's murderer to death.'

  'Not like that, officer!' sounded a voice in warning. Boxiron's vision plate was already focusing on the palm of the constable reaching down for her black leather holster, and he began to calculate the arc his right arm would need to shatter her pistol hand. 'The lever! The lever on his back.'

  Jethro Daunt lunged out of the doorway and dragged the lever on the back of the steamman's smoke stack down through its gear positions, slotting it back into its lower-leftmost groove. The little engraved brass plate placed there by the manufacturer read 'idle', but Boxiron's previous employers had scratched a line through the script and painted it over with the words 'slightly less-murderous', instead.

  'Boxiron can't reach his gears by himself,' said Jethro Daunt, apologetically.

  Or rather, no household in their right mind would ever buy a Catosian city-state manufactured automatic that left its regulation in its own iron hands. Boxiron's leg crunched down and the suspect's beating was over; at least, the one he was going to receive from the consulting detective and his assistant. What he was going to receive inside the cells of Ham Yard was another matter. The constable forced the suspected murderer roughly to his feet, translating her embarrassment at being taken by surprise while on duty into a rather rude handling of her prisoner.